Fridays Feast [slightly delayed]

Appetizer
Have you ever played a practical joke on anyone? If so, what did you do and who was your victim?
I neither have the skill nor patience to go through with a practical joke. Either I admit to it before it happens, or it backfires on me.

Soup
What do your salt and pepper shakers look like?
Sophisticated brushed aluminium. You push down the top & it grinds them.

Salad
Where is the next place you plan to visit (on vacation or business)?
Leeds to go and see Tegan and Sara.

Main Course
What kind of lotion or cream do you use to keep your hands from getting too dry?
E45 cream as I have psoriasis.

Dessert
Make up a dessert, tell us its ingredients, and give it a name.
Coma by chocolate. For diabetics.